time and relative dimension in space

I get disproportionately annoyed when I randomly fall in love with an obscure band that is no longer together, go hunting their music, and discover that none of it is available digitally why are you preventing me from giving you money.

I mean, yes, okay, I could buy the actual physical CDs, but that involves paying shipping (or else ordering enough to achieve free shipping which works out to the same price -ish) and waiting for them to actually get here and I am a fan of spending the least amount of money possible + instant gratification.

Why are you thwarting me.

Why.