an audience wants to see paris hilton as mame! (who wants to see paris hilton as mame?)

[chicafrom3]

In news unrelated to anything, I really, really want a LOST Babies spinoff. It could be Muppet Babies-style, by which I mean it could be Total Crack and ignore all preexisting canon and break continuity regularly.

I would accept a cartoon version, as that would be in keeping with Babies spinoff tradition, or a live-action version, because the various baby!Losties who have been on the show are all adorable.

(Not necessarily literal babies, just much-younger-versions of the existing characters. I could see an elementary or middle school version working, given the baby!Losties we've seen in canon. But toddler versions, Muppet Babies-style, would be my real preference.)

Claire could have a baby doll she calls Aaron! Michael could have a Walt rag doll that's always getting misplaced! Charlie could play on a toy guitar! Frank could have toy helicopters and airplanes and annoy everybody by running all over the playroom with them pretending to fly! Jack could have a little toy stethoscope and fight with Sawyer over who gets to rescue Kate from the kitchen where she got caught stealing the last cookie! Vincent could be the playroom puppy! Rose and Bernard could be the Nanny-type figures! Ben could...be creepy!

It could be awesome, man.

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[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

BEN ALWAYS HAS A PLAN. WHEN THE BABIES GO ON ADVENTURES, HE IS THE ONE WITH THE BRILLIANT IDEAS. AND NO ONE EVER BELIEVES HIM. Or wants to play with him.

...Baby!Locke needs a little plushie boar. And a stick, because Nanny!Rose won't give him a fake knife. XD

...This is me saying that I think this idea is freakin' adorable and I approve.

[chicafrom3.livejournal.com]

I can see Ben sulking at the outskirts of the group because everyone is busy doin' their own thing and HE HAS A REALLY BRILLIANT PLAN, OKAY, YOU GUYS, YOU'RE TOTALLY MISSING OUT.

Boone would want a plushie boar too, Nanny!Rose!, and Locke would be busy sulking over his lack of awesome fake knife. XD

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

He plots with his stuffed animals. XD He just nests in them and glaaaares at everyone and when Juliet goes looking for a stuffed animal, he's all, "HERE. ....Love me?"

XD OH GOD. Boone just following Locke around with wide-eyed enthusiasm is the cutest thing ever.

THE HATCH CAN BE A CARDBOARD BOX. And the computer is technically one of those little cash registers, BUT IT'S TOTALLY A COMPUTER, OKAY, AND IT'LL SAVE THE WORLD. :| I imagine baby!Desmond gets into arguments with people about this a lot.

[chicafrom3.livejournal.com]

And then Penny's mom brings her for a visit and he forgets alllll about the world-saving computer. Until she goes away again. And then everyone is all "You know NOTHING HAPPENED when you weren't sitting in the cardboard box" and he goes "SHUT UP I'M TOTES SAVING THE WORLD RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS".

Dan has a notebook and writes in it all the time, and everyone is very impressed because they can't read yet. So it never comes up that Dan can't really write yet, either.

[riviyan-questa.livejournal.com]

I am aware that tags are listed alphabetically, but look at the tags on this post and tell me that order is not humourous.

[chicafrom3.livejournal.com]

...LiveJournal is trying to tell me something, aren't they.

[riviyan-questa.livejournal.com]

It's possible. It has been around long enough to gain sentience.

Don't listen to it.

[astropixie.livejournal.com]

So they all meet as babies before they meet after that fateful crash?

You're right, your brain works in odd ways. BUT GOOD WAYS.

Muppet babies. Omg I haven't seen that in so long.

[chicafrom3.livejournal.com]

It would be complete canon-defying crack! But awesome canon-defying crack.

...I was watching The Muppet Movie last week and then binged on Muppet Babies episodes on YouTube, and then I binged on S5 Lost DVDs, so you can probably see where the idea came from. But that doesn't make it less awesome!

[brandy-took.livejournal.com]

Uh, this sounds more awesome than I want to admit.

[chicafrom3.livejournal.com]

We need to find a producer and get on this.